Let's think, let's think!

Got it! Swap in "Tony" and activate the Bale-Real Madrid mode.

Real Madrid Bale, activate!

Here it comes!

I am who I am, the toughest self

The hardest thing in this world...

England for the first 90 minutes

England in the last minute...

England fans: Pick me up, I can still watch!

Is this England vs Slovakia? I thought I was watching Manchester United play Coventry!

Nine children fighting for the throne?

No need to compete anymore!

Arsenal: We won't fight for the throne, we'll just put in the effort

This is true cinema!

Bale: Can't handle it, hold it in!

Bale - the chosen one, Southgate - the stubbornly lucky coach, who will win the championship, I shouldn't need to say, right?

Xhaka: Kane wants to win the title again? Did he ask me?

Spain's wingers in this European Championship are like...

You're already 16, act mature!

For those who kept complaining that the European Championship is boring, you can't miss this game!

The next week...

Enjoy~